howdoiputthisgently:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

tessie-riddle:

celestial-sexhair:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

you just broke the fourth wall

if parallel universes exist, all the scenarios we make up in our head are actually happening somewhere

catholmes:

demet3r:

the-trench-coat-fandom:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

what if we’re all characters in a book

WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING

guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough

and when you’ve had a sense that you’ve been through a certain day or moment before, it’s cuz the author is re-writing the same part of the story, just with better context

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Dude, my author fucking sucks. 

mcqueeny:

there’s nothing worse than being hungry but not being able to figure out what you’re craving

officialunitedstates:

officialmexico:

texas

no you can’t have it back stop asking

quick personality test

notesfrombakerst:

say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”