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Most of the pain you’re dealing with are really just thoughts… ever think of that? (via my-mind-is-scaring-me)
My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument. Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via te-hya)

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

the-almost-doctor:

ifuckingguess:

ravedm:

ahh when you click it :)))

holy shit what is that seriously

space. that is space.
You drink about it, smoke about it, don’t talk about it. (via hairspr4y)

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

shampoo:

shampoo:

shampoo:

if you ever feel bad about yourself i want you to know that my catholic roommate once asked me what a pope was

she also asked me why guacamole tasted like avocados 

she thought california was its own country (i literally have a list of shit she has said and i’m going to add to this every week)